breeders

Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.

After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.

The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.

by David213 October 13, 2006

breedersville

Noun meaning the suburbs, or remote locales where only heterosexuals live freely. Often recognizable by large numbers of SUVs and children running about, and lack of decent restaurants.

Oh, God, I have to go visit my sister out in Breedersville this weekend! God help me!!

by Hephaestion May 17, 2006

Breeders

Derrogatory term used frequently in the GBLTQ community to describe Heterosexuals (Someone who fornicates the opposite sex)
The equivalent of "Faggot"

1. Jimmy, shut the fuck up you stupid breeder.
2. Mel, look at those breeders over there. They make me sick.

by Dorian Black May 15, 2005

Breeders

Collective term for straight people,very derogatory term usually used by lesbians who are fed up with breeders using the word 'gay' in derogatory context.

That bar is for breeders!
You're such a breeder!
Why should I congratulate you on your pregnacy? All you did was have sex and get knocked up, it must've been really hard? Fucking breeders!

by beat combo May 25, 2003

breeders

Breeders are those that choose to have children and get state handouts, extra days off work, preference for choosing their holidays, all at the expense of us who choose not to breed.

I don't want to see photos of your ugly off spring, hear about how clever/funny/cute they are and I certainly don't appreciate you passing their infections on to me.

by fubarderby November 28, 2004

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010