Mississippi blizzard

When the booty poppin good so you spray some whip cream on your 10 in big black cock and shove it into the pussy. Then you eat it raw just like eating a blizzard.

dude i gave shenequa the Mississippi blizzard of a life time she was so white after

by benhickdaddy123 November 29, 2016

Butthole Blizzard

The act of putting Baby Powder in the your butthole and farting.

Last night my girlfriend was asleep so i butthole Blizzard'd right in her face.

by BenrossisBoss August 18, 2012

Blizzard

The act of farting cocaine onto someone's face.

Let's get a hooker and have her blast a blizzard on us.

by therealflamer April 13, 2017

blahzayblah

a term used to skip past parts of a story that are not important

I met this chick at the bar you know blahzayblah and then I woke up with a really bad itch.

by auto irish May 17, 2006

Blizzarded

Coined during the great Chicago blizzard of 2011, it's the term that best describes the "good time" one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a Snow Day.

Looks like it's supposed to snow, like, 30 inches, let's hunker down and get blizzarded

by Sour Cream and Jives February 22, 2011

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

shit blizzard

A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.

also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.

Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard

by shit blizzard December 14, 2017