blake

has zero friends and is ugly, nobody should ever talk to a blake.

Hey look there is blake. He smells like tuna

by Sniper/Gang February 26, 2018

blake

a fag who likes taking it in the ass and giving head at the same time. they are only homosexual and have a tendency of only fucking extremely gay guys

man, blake is giving it to that gay couple over there

by jewish community August 26, 2008

blake

(verb) to approach a potentially dangerous situation completely unprotected, and to complete the task with total disregard for repercussions.

1. Can you believe that Greg is blakeing a toilet at a Tex-Mex restaurant right now? How repulsive!

2. I can't believe I blaked that girl last night. Now I have to worry about doctor bills and child support payments.

by TedP82 March 31, 2010

blake

a blake is a person who will shrivle up and or explode when exposed to sunlight or radiation. a blake will also have feet simalar to that of "froto baggins" and will unknowingly put his feet right in front of your mouth like a total jackass. another distinct characteristic of a blake is a putrid smell of rotting pigs feet and sweaty sumo wrestlers. a blake will ackwnoledge that he smells this way but wont do shit about it!

"man you smell like a blake"
"ya sorry"
"well take a damn shower"
"OK"
NEXT DAY
"hey did you take shower"
"ya....smell me" (after smelling you experience gag reflex)
"you still smell like ass and get your feet out of my face"
"ok sry"

by quest 111111111111111 April 06, 2008

blake

blake is an epic failure and he walks like a penguin

that guy is such a blake

by kkklove October 06, 2011

blake

a retarted fag who plays guitar and is horrible with the ladies

blake is a homosexual

by bob sanchezy January 17, 2009

blake

simply beautiful, sweet, u wish u were her, boys fall over her, prettiest one in school, somehow her frends arent jealous, picky when it comes to boys, preppy, can u say Abercrombie?, loves to flirt, weird around opposite sex, many frends that are great to her, athletic, short, sporty, wealthy$$$, hott!!!

Omg that was a blake!!!
Ya that was, she was so hott!!!
lets get her number
Can i have ur number?
Umm no!! Goodbi

by Beautifull unicorn godess June 13, 2005