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The word that comes out of the mouth of a nine year old child when they think they can get away with swearing. Noted for the childish flow of words combining into a lame flow of profanity and obscenity.
9 y/o child: bitchassmotherfuckingcocksuckingbastardasshithead
Anyone nearby: Looks like your mommy went into the store for a minute and left you tied to the handicapped parking sign. Want a cigarette?
by Qjedi January 2, 2004
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bitchism

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a. having or possesing bitch like qualities.
b. the utter example of a bitch
c. michael rozkin
d. bitchism. also a religion started and practiced by michael rozkin aka the bitch of all bitches
e. when bitch shit comes out your mouth, you are now a bitch, and performs bitchism on the daily.

Origin: russia/san bruno, short people with big ears that are always russian but manage to go slow
use in a sentence:
a. Bitchism comes out your mouth!
b. michael rozkin has inflicted the world with a disease that has been named bitchism.
by don skrilly and T August 24, 2007
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Bitchalism

a strong way to add a little extra after the word bitch, derrived from Jamie Foxx stand up
Bitch, you dont know who your fucking wit.
by Oscar Gonzalez June 8, 2005
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bitchtastic

this word is a combo of bitch and fantastic
therefeore becoming bitchtastic
it means "to be bitchy or pissy"; "to be a bitch"

(bitch-tass-tick)
Courtney must be feeling bitchtastic today. She already told me to fuck off and called Cassie a slut.
by Tipsy 503 January 29, 2008
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Bitchsmithing

I'm creating a word. BitchSmithing

BitchSmithing is a word used to describe people who feel the need to create unecessary words for oddly specific people and behaviors. BitchSmithers are afraid to use traditional insults, like bitch, shitbag, asshat, etc, and therefore craft words that have no impact.
We used to call incels dipshits until bitchsmithing came along.
by SignalSouth October 24, 2019
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Bitchism

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against Female Dogs that have sagging breasts after giving birth to one or more litter(s). The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism can be based on: (1) The belief that spayed Female Dogs , or Female Dogs with little or no breasts, are superior, or (2) Ignorance of the fact that sagging breasts are quite common for Female Dogs that have had one or more liters of puppies, and/or (3) Being a shallow, superficial human (dog lover or not).
Human 1: I can't stand being in the dog park when that dog is! I mean, like, look at the utters on that Bitch (Female Dog).

Human 2: Hating on a dog for having a litter of puppies is total Bitchism, you shallow Bitch.
by GC Dudeist March 14, 2019
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bitchimistic

It is a state of being. Where you're expecting the best of all, but in a bitchy way.
That was pretty bitchimistic of Kyla to leave us alone at the party, especially since she knew how much we hated the people at the party.
by BatGirl89 March 15, 2010
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