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bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...
by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009
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bitchitude

A bitchy attitude. A Smart-ass personality. Grumpy. Non gender specific.
"I don't care what side of the bed you woke up on, don't give me any of your bitchitude."
by JMichael November 7, 2006
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Bitchiwitch

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, a Mary Sue variant of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter fandom. Suethors usually dreate a Bitchiwitch Sue when they've got a chip on their shoulder, because this Oringinal Charachter sure as hell does. A Bitchiwitch Sue is usually in Slytherin, is a misunderstood Goth/Emo, listens to an "enchanted" CD player, bitches at people and has a terrible attitude, yet manages to get every boy at Hogwarts to want to get into her little black bondage pants. Bitchiwitch is one of the most annoying charachters a Suthor can write: Bitchiwitch Sues are mean, hatefull and are generally ass holse who, in a cannon story, would get the crap beaten out of them for being such a jerk. Common Bitchiwitch names are Ravyn, Katrina, Kat, Ashlee/Ashleigh and even, *snort* Belladonna.
Bitchiwitch Sue: Hey, fuck you and your stupid rules, Snape! You can't tell me what to do in your own class room! I'll wear what I want and I'll be pissed if I want because my parents died and I'm Emo and angsty and depressed and sa-
Readers, the class & Snape in unison:
!!!!AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
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Bitch Shit

1. Used to describe the actions of another, pertaining to what is commonly associated with being a bitch.

2. Actions or words that would place a person in a state of irritability.

3. Actions taken, or words spoken against another in an attempt to vindicate being a bitch.

4. Of or pertaining to bullshit.
IE. (A = Bitch, B = Victim of Bitch Shit)

1)
A: "Why didn't you call me back last night?"

B: "I was busy."

A: "You are always to busy for me!"

B: "Don't call me with that BITCH SHIT!"

2)

A: "You're late!"

B: "But, I called to let you know I had

an emergency."

A: "Well, don't let it happen again!"

B: "Why do I put up with this BITCH SHIT?"

3)
A: "I can't stand you! I'm going to slash your tires

and bust your headlights!"

B: "You better keep away from me with that BITCH

SHIT!"
by Motley_Blu October 22, 2011
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mitchshitism

Any word that comes out of someone called mitch, usually absolutely bollocks
As normal mitch spouted forth his usual mitchshitism
by Jeza July 26, 2016
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Bitchsmithing

I'm creating a word. BitchSmithing

BitchSmithing is a word used to describe people who feel the need to create unecessary words for oddly specific people and behaviors. BitchSmithers are afraid to use traditional insults, like bitch, shitbag, asshat, etc, and therefore craft words that have no impact.
We used to call incels dipshits until bitchsmithing came along.
by SignalSouth October 24, 2019
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Some bitch shit

When someone does something hella foul or acts like a bitch
Yo, Jason dropped out of Santa's Club and didn't even tell the crew. Ain't that Some Bitch Shit?
by Vinny Mack November 17, 2018
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