National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.

Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

Hug a Bitch Day

October 17 is Hug a Bitch day. This day is used to appreciate all the bitches.

“Why did you hug Kennedy and Lauren?”
“Oh you didn’t know? It’s Hug a Bitch Day!”

by Lolawashere October 22, 2019

NATIONAL SLAP A BITCH DAY

slap anyone whos being a bitch

*slap
WTF
its NATIONAL SLAP A BITCH DAY and you were being a bitch

by Luca_gamin November 9, 2022

Dumb ugly ass bitch day

A day for that “special” ugly ass kid or your friend that’s just so fucking ugly!!!

Oh wow it’s national dumb ugly ass bitch day I didn’t even know that was a day!!!

by Ugly day November 16, 2019

National smack a bitch day

April 16th national smack a bitch day! All day pass to smack whoever, when ever!

Ugh, go I’m gonna go smack that bitch! (Therefore national smack a bitch day)

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz17 April 15, 2019

bitchayss

the type of guy to let a girl run his life and tell him what to do, he must ask for her permission to do ANYTHING!

Man, Eric is such a bitchayss.

by brewrue March 25, 2010