local bitchasses

what you call your close group of friends

“have you seen my local bitchasses?”
“yeah, they just went outside”

by Big Taestee November 12, 2019

bitchaster

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.

We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.

by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008

Bitchamotosis

The fine art of creating a bitch fest online;creating a viral explosion of bitchery.a frenzy of paying out on threads on facebook that are basically unimportant to your life but you waste time on it anyhow!

for instance yesterday i spent several brain hours thinking of comments to shutdown peoples opinions on some dumb thread that was so trivial im surprised i bothered so i upped the anti and Bam created a frenzy of bitchamotosis amongst the community.Everyone was out for me.Bitchamotosis is considered a result of hanging off a thread too long similar to that a of a dag on a sheep's butt.

by jacinta pearl splinter April 23, 2011

Bitchassery

The act of being a dumb bitch and/or doing or saying stupid bitchy things to cause problems.

"What kind of bitchassery is she up to today?"

by CeeGee! May 12, 2018

Bitchasseyness

The attitude of a starving anorexic bitch on her period during Fashin Week in New York.

Bring your Bitchasseyness attitude somewhere else. We are all stocked up here.

by skinnyho September 16, 2009

bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010

Bitchado

Bitch please... this shit ain't complex. American Spanish for bitch. Kinda like El Niño, but bitch.

You are a bitchado. "What the hell is that?" Like bitch, but Spanish.

by Wrench11 March 17, 2017