Bismarcked

When you are expecting more out of the situation or a general misfortune that you encounter.

I got Bismarcked today when I got a flat tire on my way to Des Moines.

by Jsuprise May 7, 2009

Bismarck Saturday Night

Masturbating while deficating.

I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.

by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003

Pepto Bismopolitan

Pepto Bismol and Jim Bean or any other whiskey type spirit, as enjoyed in the 1992 Remake Cape Fear of the similarly titled 1962 movie.
or more recently during a Dave Chapelle hosted episode of SNL

The two liquids, due to not being similar in thickness, won't mix therefor leaving Them separate on top of each other, and looking like a rusty pink Cadillac.

Recipe:
1 container of any size; a whiskey glass for instance

Pepto Bismol, any amount.
Cheap Whiskey, any mount.

Directions:
grab container
add Pepto add Whiskey

if tasting bad add More whiskey
If tasting worse
Add more whiskey

enjoy.

Yeah, I'll be having a Pepto Bismopolitan, As i'm having the turboshits and a desire for drunkness

by NotTimothyDalton November 13, 2016

pepto-bismol

NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol

Medicine that cures those ^

I need some pepto-bismol.

by Shervin Mobasseri June 2, 2004

Bismaad

Bismaad is a sweet and caring girl. Everyone wants a piece of her. She is very sporty and outgoing. loves animals. Bismaad is also one of the funniest and most positive girls you would ever meet

Bismaad is amazing

by frfesgvcffgv December 15, 2019

Kms Bismarck

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel,
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean,
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas!
To lead the war machine,
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine!
The terror of the seas,
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!

Hms Hood:No u cant hit my ammunition and explode it Kms Bismarck:Hehe oneshot goes brrrrr

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020

danish bismark

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.

Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!

by Wardgy January 6, 2017