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Bipartisanship

When Democrats and Republicans come together to buttfuck the American people
Fred-
"The 7.3 trillion dollar budget along with 5.1 trillion in new government programs, 1.5 trillion in war spending, 700 billion in pork projects, 500 billion in economic stimulius payments, and 3 million to prepay for congressional office blowjobs were great examples of congressional bipartisanship!"

Bill-
"Wait, that is over half our GDP! How are we supposed to pay for any of this?"

Fred-
"Drop your pants, bend over, and bite your lip while Uncle Sam shows you the real definition of bipartisanship!"
by Future Generations June 13, 2008
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BIPARTISANSHIP

Congress is a big toilet bowl. Full of bipartisanship. Democrats on one end, republicans on the other.= 2 different ends of the same turd= BIPARTISANSHIP.
by damagedgoods April 11, 2013
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Bippered

verb; past tense of Bipper
1. The act of (combining/merging/fusing/etc) something innocent with something of pure (madness/chaos/evil/etc).
2. To disguise a nefarious (demon/entity) as a (merciful/innocent/naive/etc) mortal.
"She was Bippered when she made a suspicious deal with that demon".
"Somebody Bippered their dog with the god of chaos."
by Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG November 27, 2016
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Bippy

A Bippy is a slang word for your bottom or hiney. It is used in a saying; "You bet your sweet Bippy!" It is more or less a Midwestern type of term.
"You bet your sweet bippy I'm gonna run you over with this tonka truck if you don't get yo'self inside for dinner!"
by Cozy Rugburn February 16, 2012
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Bypaphy

The soft feathers around a ducks vagina. Superior to Down feathers for softness. Slang use refers to something fucked up but unimaginably appealing.
Julie's hair was super soft and attractive like bypaphy. Despite her being his sister, he really wanted to fuck her.
by ProlapsedDickhole December 26, 2016
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Bippity Boppity You Are My Property

When someone says this to you, you immediately become their property and must submit to their will
Person 1: Hey was--
Person 2: Bippity boppity you are my property
Person 1: Yes master
by Turd_Nugget January 25, 2020
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Bippy

Bippy Milke Wilke Dot loves to flail his arms and goes to Dongshin preschool with his bff's Nutella Kim and Violet Lee. Bippy also loves to eat cupcakes in his green pajamas and loves to sing Money Lisa. Yippy Bippy!
Yippy Bippy!
by James Hurr November 21, 2021
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