Skip to main content

Bullshit Baffles Brains

Share definition
To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
by dnptyf November 13, 2016
Flag
mugGet the Bullshit Baffles Brains mug.

Sloppy Biffle

Share definition
The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.
by passion partier April 19, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Sloppy Biffle mug.

Biffle

Share definition
Pronounced "BEA-fle"

French word for dong slap.
composed of the words "Bite" (french slang for penis) and "Giffle" (french for slap).

The biffle is used on highly inebriated frenchmen as a show of male dominance always against the one receiving (le bifflé). The one initiating the dong slap is known as "le bifflard"
je lui ai mis une de ses biffles! elle s'en rappellera jusqu'à sa mort !

I gave her such a dong slap! She's going to remember it for the rest of her days!
by bigfg September 9, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Biffle mug.

Biffle

Share definition
The word Biffle comes from combining Best Friend Forever and Best Friend For Life. It is reserved for only the highest level of closeness between two genuine friends, and is a high honor of respect, appreciation and admiration to be given this title. It is sometimes confused with bestie or BFF, however the distinction is that a biffle signifies a real, everlasting frienship and is not to be taken lightly. It's like finding your soul mate in the world of friendship. Used only to communicate the closest level of true friendship. The true creation of the word was first born in the Moes Parking Lot in Tallahassee, Fl between two biffles.
Kiana, You are my bestest friend in the whole world. You are my biffle.
by jessrep February 3, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Biffle mug.
Made word from the abriviation B.F.F.L.(BEST FREIND FOR LIFE)
Jamie and Tony are hardcore bifflez and nothing can stop them.
by NEUX SAV February 17, 2008
Flag
mugGet the bifflez mug.

Biffle

Share definition
Fleece or yarn made from the fleece of a BlueFaced Leicester sheep. Highly sought after for spinning and knitting. Biffle is known for its softness, warmth and light weight compared to some other wools.
The beautiful biffle yarn I just purchased will make a great pair of mittens.
by kmurfery March 23, 2013
Flag
mugGet the Biffle mug.

Bullshit Baffles Brains

Share definition
Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
Flag
mugGet the Bullshit Baffles Brains mug.