Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

none of those words are in the bible

It's often used as a response to something vaguely repulsive or strange.

It's can also be used as an exclamation for "that was a weird sentence you just put into the world"

Some strange being: "hey, you want to look at a compilation of sonic mpreg with me"

Slightly sane individual: "none of those words are in the Bible"

by Toastwithjam March 16, 2022

bibliosmia

The smell and aroma of a good book.

Sometimes the best thing about a book is that wonderful sensation of bibliosmia: the effect the book has on the nostrils as you breathe in the scent of the pages. Some people are a junkie for that.

by Prospero Samuels August 20, 2014

Perry Bible Fellowship

Perry Bible Fellowship (PBF for short) is a webcomic by Nicholas Gurewitch. Comics are usually 3 - 4 panels long, and are generally characterized by the juxtaposition of childlike imagery or fantasy with extreme morbidity. Its humor is mainly absurdist. Featured themes include religion, sexuality, war, suicide, and death.

"The Perry Bible Fellowship is fucking hilarious"

by rwang1888 January 17, 2006

Bible study

Generic term for any activity intended to unsee something unholy.

I miss the ten seconds before seeing this, time for some bible study.

by anonym0u$e November 26, 2022

Bible backdrop

A reference to the Cheeto in Chief using the Bible entirely as a prop to legitimize his vacuous heathen ass.

I will crush you sad, black motherfuckers and buy this whole goddamn town and this Bible backdrop is gonna help me do it!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2020

Bibliomancy

bib·li·o·man·cy
/ˈbiblēəˌmansē/
noun
foretelling the future by interpreting a randomly chosen passage from a book, especially the Bible.

Thanks to his knowledge of bibliomancy the priest knew how the world would end.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018