Bevesque

A person who shows the qualities of bevness. This is an un-definable state of mind which is the culmination of naivety and genius. N.B. quality only possessable by males

Person A (A tall 18 year old physics student) : Man, have you heard that new Busted song… It's damn fine (fine = youth slang for excellent)
Person B (A normal person) : Dude, dat's Bevesque

by b00n June 22, 2004

Beatin Beets

To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.

Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015

Green Berets

(UK) Member of the British Royal Marine Commandos.
(USA) Member of the US Army Special Forces.

"Green Beret" is the nicknames, because of their headgear. Which is a green beret, though this is moreso on the US Special Forces, than the Royal Marines.

Don't mess with either of those fucking elites though. The green berets = 10 seconds from pwnage (if you're a terrorist)

Yank: I was in the green berets, dude.
Brit: I was a green beret, mate.

by VirginityTaker69 March 1, 2008

blew beets

Throwing up, vomit

Star just blew beets on the couch

by Blue beets September 22, 2017

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.

Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"

by Barney F October 24, 2009

Beets Me Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018