Brock Bertram

The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram

by Zæ July 16, 2019

Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

Bartram Trail High School

A cancerous ghetto school that will easily piss u off with its shitty grading system and how often kids do heroin in the bathroom. Every bathroom is closed everyday due to drug inspections and condoms being found on the floor :).

Bartram Trail High school aint the greatest school in the world.

by Dat motherfucking Young Mitch January 25, 2021

bertrand

a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.

wow.I met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.

by donna1824 December 29, 2007

jacob bertrand

A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.

Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.

by Hugle ism January 21, 2021

bertrand

a person who looks like an asshole but is actually really awesome

You should give him a chance, he is totally a bertrand.

by donna1824 December 29, 2007

Bertranna

a bright famous Gracious individual. usually used for a girl.

pronunciation:

Burr-Trah-Nah

That was very bertranna for you, thank you.

She's totally trying to Bertranna herself but everyone knows she's the total opposite

I feel that most celebraties should be more Bertranna lately.

by Theawesomestpersoneveronearth April 17, 2011