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Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)
Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.
by bignordierick September 15, 2020
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Bertie

An asthmatic diabetic grown woman with a beard and hair on her chest.
“Oh you’re such a Bertie”
by Names n’ People March 29, 2022
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bertie

a 5,5 blonde girl who has green eyes and is quite wealthy her real name is probably roberta and she loves shopping , 100% dyslexic and anemic and is allergic to everything. wanna be “clean girl” and she’s most definitely had a cat called fluffy or something around that
guy 1: hey the girl in the blue when i saw you my jaw just dropped you look like a right bertie please let me get your snap
guy 2: carful he just told me he has an std
by aarondanny October 26, 2022
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Bertie

A casual and affectionate name for an amiable dog, it is usually used to describe friendly Labradors.
"Your dog is such a Bertie!"
by Your psеudonym June 25, 2023
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Bertie Gilbert

Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!
Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!
by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011
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bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.
Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?
by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004
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bertie botts

the jelly beans in the Harry Potter series. they come in literally every flavour, from cherry to vomit. Warner Bros. made a movie tie-in, creating the beans to be sold in stores made by Jelly Belly.
I tried my luck by eating bertie botts every flavour beans and got a booger flavoured one!
by de leon October 12, 2006
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