pecker berries

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts

dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford

by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010

Hoo-ha Berries

The monthly product of harvest from a female during her period. This is more descriptive of the chunks of uterine lining that are excreted during this experience. Also known as "fruit of the womb."

Man: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Woman: "Sorry, currently harvesting hoo-ha berries."

by Ambartre July 8, 2012

berries and cream

new starburts. the commercial made it popular

guy - you tried these new berries and cream starbursts?
irish guy - pardon me. what kind of starburts did you just say?
guy - berries..
irish guy - berries and what else?
guy - and cream
irish guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!

by Kaytlynn May 25, 2007

barrier raped

In Call Of Duty Zombies, when you're at a barrier shooting zombies and knifing them, and the zombies hit you through the barrier and you get downed. Often happens on a very low round and is a great source of embarrassment.

Player 1: *knifes zombie*
Zombie: *hits player twice and downs him*
Game: "GAME OVER. You survived 1 round"
Onlooker: "Lol, you're so bad at call of duty zombies, you can't get past round 1."
Player 1: "It's not my fucking fault, I got barrier raped"

by CycloneChilli February 11, 2014

bastards berries

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020

throat barrier

The L shaped point in the throat where an erect penis must either bend to travel further down, or apply enough pressure that the recipient acquiesces and straightens the passage themselves to allow further unhindered pistoning.

Clara's gag reflex was strong, but through stringent discipline Kyle can now consistently fuck past her throat barrier gag and regurgitation free.

by Jeff Bendo December 17, 2022

little lad who loves berries and cream

A little lad who’s mummy isn’t around anymore but he still loves to do the little lad dance

“Look at that little lad who loves berries and cream doing the little lad dance”

by Hahaurmom September 17, 2021