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bernise

"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"

"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."
by dfasdf March 24, 2008
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bernise

bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"
The bernise in the movie Dodgeball
by madcowdisease January 5, 2005
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Bérénice

Bérénice is THE best person ever.
it is impossible to catch her essence in any existent language, she is unique.

with her eyes as vast and profound as her spirit, you cannot talk to her without diving into one of the deepest and most meaningful conversations of your life.

Bérénice is a dreamer. she romanticizes everything around her, and her daydream is so contagious that it will with no doubt get to you and make you into a better person.

Bérénice is surrounded by loving friends who would protect her at any cost. however, be ascertained that if you touch noxiously even one hair of hers, soon you won't have anymore of your own, baldie<3

Bérénice isn't aware of her beauty, making her even more beautiful. but is that much beauty worth all the suffering? the answer is no. i say, WAKE UP BÉRÉNICE. YOU ARE PHENOMENALLY BEAUTIFUL, SENSIBLE, UNIQUE, PRETTY, GORGEOUS, POWERFUL, INTELLIGENT, REMARKABLE, UNFORGETTABLE, FUNNY, STYLISH, STRONG, SWEET, THOUGHTFUL AND MORE, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KNOW YOU EVEN BETTER.

Bérénice is an unconventional, flourishing mind hiding and observing the outside world through her seemingly calm face. but behind it, an explosion of thoughts, emotions, colours, feelings, ideas and images, is constantly taking place. i admire Bérénice so much for being who she is and not giving up because of tiredness. she is so strong.

i need Bérénice in my life.
and i am so, SO thankful to have met her.
i love Bérénice omg-
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Bérénice

Trop belle trop parfaite
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Bérénice

Bérénice is so pretty and awesome
by bereniceakahoneymoon November 21, 2021
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Bérénice

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Berenice

A natural leader, she will stick with you through the thick and thin and will always be by your side. She knows exactly what she wants and how to get it(even if that means deleting someone) she usually has an appearance of dark hair with big eyes. If you ever come across a Berenice, you will be in love immediately all the girls turn gay for her she is an expert and sweet talk and a professional at dirty talk;) she is a savage and has the most brutally honest comments to say about anyone. If you ever date a Berenice, you are one lucky guy especially in the bedroom
Person 1: hey I think your really cute what’s up?

Berenice: my standards bye
by jdnsnjsn726 May 16, 2022
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