Bengay

A popular muscle & joint pain relief cream.

More importantly, something never to be applied on one's testicles. Ever.

'So, did you hear about Pete doing that dare with the Bengay?'
'Yeah, who would have guessed? I heard the doctors had to use two different ointments to stop the burning and then wrap up his balls. Poor bastard.'

by Fruf August 28, 2007

betraydar

The ability to identify people who suck; people who will betray you

Brett: Dude, your brother totally screwed you. How’d you know that was coming. You’ve been telling me for years the guy’s is a dousche

Barney: I got betraydar. Saw it coming the day I met him. He’s my brother. You should have known as well - he was your neighbor growing up.

by the comand'r November 10, 2021

BenGay

The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

Product Description

Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.

Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.

Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.

by NeverMindWho February 17, 2006

Benry

B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶i̶t̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶t̶e̶p̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶c̶i̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶.̶ ̶W̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶r̶u̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶P̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶b̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶s̶h̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶n̶i̶b̶b̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶2̶4̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶.̶ ̶

Anyone has PS+? - Benry

Gordon Freeman - "Whats your name?"

Benry - Looking straight at another security guard. "BENRY"

Gordon Freeman - "Your name is Benry?"

Benry - Still looking at the guard. "BENRY."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Friendship betrayal

When you're friends with someone and you do something including, but not limited to: giving someone the silent treatment, spray-painting their car, not calling/texting you for an extended period, giving away secrets, burning a holiday dish and hiding it in your attic, deleting the contents of your DVR, and/or deleting you on a social network.

-"Thanks for ignoring me at work after we talked for seven hours last night, friendship betrayer."
-"Well you had a party and didn't invite me, so actually, you are the one committing frienship betrayal."

by Lizwarrior139 December 24, 2010

betrayal five

The act of pretending to "set up" for a high five, only to scream "Betrayal Five" and then to slap the chest area of a friend. This is normally done to throw the friend off-balance or to steal something that they have. This term was coined by Todd in the TV show Scrubs.

Steve: Dude, I just found a $20 bill laying on the ground!
John: Sweet! ...Betrayal five!

*John slaps Steve, Steve drops the $20 bill, John picks it up and walks away.*

Steve: Damn.

by Bryceter August 22, 2007

Bengay

A top-selling testicle enhancement cream. First discovered by accident in 1947 by Benjamin Gaylord (hence the name) when he accidentally used some arthritis cream as lube and noticed a 20% increase in the size and potency of his family jewels. Use daily for best results.

Keith: Hey man my balls are too small and
Charles: You, sir, could use some Bengay!

Samantha: I only date guys who smear Bengay on their junk daily!

by Rayne Darkshadow November 23, 2010