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belignorant

A compound of two words ignorant and beligerant. Invented by me it is very useful as many beligerant people are ignorant aswell.
Man that guy was a belignorant asshole.
by CallMeBarney July 21, 2005
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Benign Tumor

One who doesn't really add to a situation, but is just there. Usually you don't mind them, they just tag along.
"Yeah, that tag along fatty is a benign tumor fo sho!"

"She just sat there."
"Benign tumor?"
"Definitely."
by Deesh November 5, 2006
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belignorotch

A combination of the words beligerant, ignorant, and beotch. Used to describe people who are all of the above.
She was acting like a complete belignorotch, so I sent her packing.
by jdoggydog October 7, 2005
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benign

verb. the age one becomes after eight.
joe will benign after his birthday next week.
by mark86 May 29, 2005
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The benign beginner

A beginner that does not advance in an agressive, unlimited manner
The benign beginner made surprising advances against all odds.
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Also known as BHPS.

A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.

The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.

The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.

For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.

This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.

Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.

The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.

There wasn't.

It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
by Jomamanoidus Rex March 20, 2013
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Benignus

A regular bowel movement that is propelled out of your rectum by a large pocket of gas behind the bowel movement.
All those Taco Bell tacos gave me a huge benignus.
by Cancer Killer February 3, 2010
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