Benedict Armani

The term describing your girlfriend's gay male friend who constantly makes you look bad.

"John's girlfriend just told him that her best friend Russ said all men with roving eyes are cheaters and don't value her. Once again, he found himself the victim of that Benedict Armani."

by Max1mus October 17, 2006

benedictus

A blessed guy who likes music

That Benedictus sure likes music

by Dougus Dimmadomus September 24, 2020

Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."

I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!

by beekthafreek April 22, 2015

John Benedict

A John Benedict si a cute,kind and well-being person.
But sometimes he can be a gross type..

Girl1: I had a date with a John Benedict.
Boy2: YOUR LUCKY!!

by Bigboy26 November 7, 2019

Pope Benedict XVI

Ultimate Sith Lord.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.

Pope Benedict XVI is just a cover
''fools,everything is happening ,just as I planned''.(manic laugh)

by Spock! June 3, 2006

Benedict

Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.

Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.

by chief84 August 11, 2008

Benedict

The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.

friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend

by turtlesrcoolerthanu November 14, 2019