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ben folds 

a singer that makes you want to look out a rainy window and cry. his songs, mainly "brick", are very depressing.
man, this song is so ben folds. i'm looking out a rainy window and crying right now" - emo kid
ben folds by david wu June 22, 2005

Ben Folds 

An emo singer who sings and plays the piano at the same time. Has a voice about as high pitched as a 6 year old, and sounds like he is crying each song he sings. None of his songs are something you would want to listen to, unless you enjoy hearing some guy moan and wail about some girl over and over. Takes the spotlight away from real musical artists such as Ludacris and Kanye West.
David: OMFG BEN FOLDS IS AWESOME HE SINGS GOOD SONGS!
Me: You must enjoy listening to pots and pans fall down the stairs because that is the equivalent of his music.
David: AHH HIS MUSIC MAKES ME SO DEPRESSED IM GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF SINCE HE IS SO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!
Ben Folds by willieleiss January 13, 2006

Ben Folds Five 

An amazing NC band consisting of a piano, bass, and drums line up. Led by the front man Ben Folds on the piano, they shot into stardom with their hit "Brick" in 1997. They have recieved a large amount of popularity since then. They broke up in 2000 but their music lives on.

Bascially, they make the best piano rock you'll ever hear.
Exploding on the music scene right now, is a very hot group. Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Folds Five!
Ben Folds Five by Sexy Sadie May 11, 2006

Ben Folds glasses 

1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.

2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?

Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.

Ben Folds Five 

"I wish to end my life for I have seen perfection in the band Ben Folds Five and nothing will be better!"
Ben Folds Five by Sad-n-Rad March 6, 2018
When you think that you want to cheat on your girlfriend, and then right as you are about to have sex you decide to change your mind because you feel guily, which is a great time to get a guilty conscience. This is called a fold, it relates to poker because when you go ALL IN you can't fold.
1. when you want to fight someone and you can't back up your words. thats a benfold.

2. when you decide that you're only gonna sorta cheat on your girlfriend.
"ben"fold by michelle November 11, 2004