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beluga whale nuts 

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

beluga whale feet 

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.
Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.
beluga whale feet by DanSatch June 22, 2019

beluga whale dick 

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!
beluga whale dick by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

beluga whale moment 

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare
Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
beluga whale moment by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

sweaty beluga whales 

An occasion where a muffin top is forced to make an important decision on whether it will possibly suck off a narwhal or if it may in fact get sauced around by a great grandma
They can be such sweaty beluga whales sometimes

Beluga Whaling 

To sneak onto the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) without paying. Originated from the song 'Baby Buluga' by Raffi as the extended jam (I know you've heard that one) contains a reference to stealing a ride.

"Baby Beluga in the deep blue see,
He snuck on to the TTC for free"
- Raffi (1980)

Recently the definition has been expanded to include stealing anything under $3.25 (the cash fare to ride the TTC).
Adam: Ugh. I don't have any change for the TTC. I guess I'll have Beluga Whaling it today. (Original meaning)

Adam: I don't have a pen. I guess I'll have to go Beluga Whale one from Stacy in accounting (new modified meaning)
Beluga Whaling by Swippy C January 15, 2018