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Corn Beetus

Also known as: F.U.P.A (fat upper pubic area) But this version is NASTIER... Corn Beetus is a fat upper pubic area full of celluite .... nasty chuncky fat (also may be plagued by lesions and boils)

Beware you may loose your eye site if you look directly at one...
House bound 400 pound lady eating chicken on her couch... pubic area hidden under her "corn beetus"
by Master of Knowledge July 22, 2012
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Rump-Beetus

1. The result of having anal sex with a diabetic who's forgotten to take their insulin.

2. When you fuck a diabetic in the ass so hard that they slip into a diabetic coma.
A: Dude, I was fooling around with Sandy last night, and well .... rump-beetus.

B: Woah, I didn't know she was diabetic!
by ErantyInt December 12, 2012
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bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips
Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*
by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017
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Beatus Meatus

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018
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Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute
Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"
by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019
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Beepus

My name is Beepus, I work 9-5 at a gas station. I make $19.50 an hour. I have two kids and a divorced wife. My kids visit me every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with me. I have a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, I have 3 subscribers and one of them is my alt. I pay $1500 dollars a month in child support and am thousands of dollars in debt. I dropped out of high school in year 10 and still live with my parents. I hate my life.
Person 1: Poor Beepus

Person 2: Who's Beepus

Person 1: Beepus works 9-5 at a gas station. He makes $19.50 an hour. he has two kids and a divorced wife. His kids visit him every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with him. He has a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, he has 3 subscribers and one of them is his alt. he pays $1500 dollars a month in child support and is thousands of dollars in debt. He dropped out of high school in year 10 and still lives with his parents. he hates his life.
by PeaceGuyz February 3, 2023
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Beerus the Destroyer

Beerus (ビルス, Birusu) is the God of Destruction of Universe 7. He is accompanied by his martial arts teacher and attendant, Whis. Beerus' twin brother is Champa, the God of Destruction of Universe 6.

Beerus is a thin, hairless purple humanoid cat with large pointed ears, similar to Cornish Rex and sphynx cats. While somewhat shorter than Goku, Beerus' ears make him appear taller. He dons black, blue, and gold Egyptian-looking attire with the same white and orange diamond decorations as his mentor Whis. Beerus is modeled after Akira Toriyama's hairless cat, Debo.
(Beerus the Destroyer)
Person1: "Woah!, Beerus is too strong!:
Person2: "I know right? It's like he's some kind of god."
Person3: "I CAN'T READ HIS POWER LEVEL!"
by xXBananaMilkShakeXx February 1, 2017
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