Beelzebub
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After railing out a woman in the anus, squeeze orange juice into her gaping hole and make her scream like the devil.
1. I looked in the Sexual Cookbook and found a Beelzebub Creamsicle.
2. "Dude, I had to get a Priest to come exorcise my wife after I gave her a Beelzebub Creamsicle!"
2. "Dude, I had to get a Priest to come exorcise my wife after I gave her a Beelzebub Creamsicle!"
beelzebub creamsicle by Snokeldink Custardbath July 22, 2014
Beelzebub worship
A religion that is very closely related to satanism and the style of worship is the same. Except in Beelzebub worship they have huge feast in hornor of and to worship Beelzebub that goes on all night. When each worshiper is full they go to a vomitorium to get rid of all that food and then go back for more which they often do all night and go back for more food.They also have sex at the feast.
Beelzebub worship by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010
Lord Beelzebub
Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
Lord Beelzebub by The Devil Put Aside For You July 8, 2020