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Bedmanship

The art of having a well made patient bed in an ER, ICU or Hospital setting. This helps to facilitate patient positioning during portable radiologic exams. These exams require a plate to be placed between the patient and the bedding behind them and is made easier by proper bedmanship.
The RN had great bedmanship, the patient had a clean fitted sheet with 2 overlapping chucks positioned underneath them from the top of the shoulder extending below the pelvis.

The RN has bad bedmanship, the sheet was soaking wet and coming off the bed. The patient was stuck to the mattress with no chuck to prevent chaffing or bruising.
by loveyourxraytech April 18, 2019
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Bedlancer

A bedlancer is a freelancer who typically works from the bedroom or even from their bed. Usually their rates are lower than freelancers who operate from a workspace/office and significantly lower than an agency which cream off the freelancers via the ubiquitous charismatic agency leader.
Jack: "Hey I'm looking for someone to complete some work for my business".
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"
by yoocan November 22, 2019
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Bedpans Inc.

who needs a toilet when there's Bedpans Inc.?
by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009
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bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.
Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.
by ll graham August 5, 2007
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Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.
Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.
by Battered worker November 22, 2017
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bedrankadrank

An ass that is so amazing, the term bedonkadonk does not suffice to describe it's greatness.
Allie and Danica walked behind Chelsea, allowing them to marvel at her fine bedrankadrank.
by Dizzanica January 2, 2006
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Bedraggled

A northern term.
Proceeding word is usually 'Proper'

The term Bedraggled usually refers to the way a person looks.

They could look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Someone who's left a little dried drool on their cheek from the morning and is told to clean themselves up by the homeless

Lack of washing or grooming usually occurs.
Even Mr.Muscle would decline

'Wow. She's a bedraggled mess this mornin. look at that drool! Wipe ya face ya scruffy old tart!' says the homeless man.
by SeaLife March 25, 2011
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