Beardy is a badass mofo, MEMBER OF THE EVERLASTING PACT ITSELF, ALONG WITH PACT BROTHERS CARZY AND DEADMAN ( + DAZ ). Good at rolling amongst other things and has a mucho coolio brother called Monkey MAD MONKEY MONKEY. As Daz would say BEAAARRRRDEEEE
"Who's that over there?"
"Thats HELLUVA MOFOBADASS BEARDY FROM DEFINITIVE!"
"TRUE!"
This word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. A Beardy McBaoMa is someone who drives a BMW, loves to drift, and has a beard that's even bigger than his ego. He enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named Hannah, and he's willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. Beardy McBaoMa is allergic to anyone named Payge or Ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you'd have a better chance at jumping the Grand Canyon on a tricycle than dating him.
Did you just see him pull a Beardy McBaoMa on her? Awww hell no!
"Beardy McBaoMa is so dreamy. I love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset." -Hannah
"What'a your name? Payge? Awwww hell no." -Beardy McBaoMa
that greasy guy with a neck beard and hair that has not been washed in weeks. Generally wearing track pants worn out shoes and a black stained sweater.
Someone that has a lot of beard. Friends are usually quietly jealous of him.
Guy 1: Who's beardy mcbeardo over there?
Guy 2: Ray Lamontagne
Guy 3: Oh man I wish I had his luscious beard. Its thick like a pile of leaves on an autumn day.