After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.
by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010
Get the Bearded Dragonmug. by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016
Get the bearded dragonmug. A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
by LtCuzco November 5, 2016
Get the Angry Bearded Dragonmug. by tyler_t_casey November 30, 2011
Get the bearded dragonmug. The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
by markosjovenson August 1, 2010
Get the angry bearded dragonmug. To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.
by HiILookDead May 25, 2011
Get the Puff the bearded dragonmug. Brodie fucking died from the Bearded Dragon nibber spibber
STOP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NARRATION WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID POO POO HEAD SHE ACTUALLY CARES EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL BADDABLU IS GOD AND VINNY IS ALSO GOD.
STOP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NARRATION WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID POO POO HEAD SHE ACTUALLY CARES EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL BADDABLU IS GOD AND VINNY IS ALSO GOD.
by Pega is shit June 29, 2018
Get the Bearded Dragon Nibber Spibbermug.