Smearing shit under the toilet seat, so when someone has to take a piss and lift the seat, they get shit all over their hands. As a result, they lift their hand up towards their face with fingers spread apart and release a huge growl of shock and anger.
Jim’s wife was so pissed after finding out she sat on the toilet seat that he buck-shotted. In her moment of rage, she decided to retaliate with a bear claw.
by Tommy Chips July 13, 2018
by budump January 28, 2010
When two dudes are giving a chick DP (double penetration) and the guy on top pulls out and blows his load on the bottom dude's yambag. The wrinkled sack with glazing resembles a "bear claw" pastry.
by suffer247 May 26, 2009
by nastyasshoe May 05, 2011
by Mike March 28, 2005
When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..
I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..
by Unkel Kennie May 14, 2014
The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.
by Bobbie Dooley July 11, 2008