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Cow beasteality exibitionist.

A person who has sex with a cow in a pasture next to a busy highway so that the people passing in there cars can see it and often when and where they know that a school buss will be passing by so all the kids can see.
by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010
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jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.
Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.
by J Benj November 5, 2007
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beanteaser

A man that is attractive or unattainable, and uses that advantage to lead women on, to the point where some will flick their bean after he leaves.
John is talking to 3 women, but he isn't going to get with any of them, that's why he is such a beanteaser.
by Joe Fixit January 3, 2011
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beandream

A Beandream is when you fall asleep high and have very weird dreams while you sleep.
I had a beandream last night where we were conjoined twins and it was so weird.
by SavageQuesadilla June 17, 2019
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BeastGamer_YT

He is a famous player of Herobrine.org player at quads 3 and he mostly play quads 3 also and have used 4 mouses but one got broken sadly idk how hacks maybe and the name of rest 3 mouses are 1-razer mouse 2-a cheap logitech mouse m21 ( he thinks ) 3- zebronics ._. mouse

Well ppl ask him alot of parties and play with him carry him but he likes to play peacfully cuz of his main account BeastGamer_YT he switches from main to alt Alt acc or another acc which no one mostly knows so he gets less private msges for party me beast pls party me carry me this and that. He is on the leaderboard on Herobrine.org quads 3 i think he is on 5th place rn or maybe more.
1-OMG BeastGamer_YT ur sooo prooo
2-how did u comboed me so hard BeastGamer_YT
3-Dude BeastGamer_YT such a hacker nerd

4-How u rushed us so fast BeastGamer_YT
5-BeastGamer_YT pls leave the game let us win :(
by Mr.Pumpkins May 9, 2021
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Nigerian Beanstalk

When you poop your pants and get a boner at the same time.
Dude, when I got my Spice Girls album in the mail it totally gave me a Nigerian Beanstalk...
by MargaretBarns April 27, 2011
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Beanspeak

A racistesque synonym for the language of Spanish.
Yo habla beanspeak
by HimInMeDickIt February 19, 2011
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