Beaux ASMR

A beautiful British ASMRtist with a wonderful personality.

Person 1: "Hey dude do you listen to Beaux ASMR? She is very awesome at ASMR!

Person 2: "Woah, I'll make sure to check her out! Thanks dude!"

by ondatcracktho February 2, 2021

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Crackin the Beads

Hairflip with attitude. The new "WHATEVER!" The equivalent of rolling your eyes in digust, except, using your beads.

Girl: "Hey everyone, look at my new ring that I just bought. It was very expensive!"

Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"

Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"

(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)

Guy 1: "Whoa!"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."

by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

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Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

by Edgio September 17, 2004

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jerry beads

Introduced in 2002 on Jerry Springer as a reward to audience members who expose their breasts on camera.

Also see Mardi Gras.

Fat chick: "Im gonna get me some Jerry Beads!"
*flashes tits*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

by 10010000101001 March 17, 2008

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bead poop

the tiny ceramic remnants that result from making the center hole in glass bead-making

Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.

by flyingdog April 25, 2008

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beady eyes

Keenly watchful eyes, often with ill will.

"Don't you dare think about stealing my cookies!"
"Who me? Never!"
"I see your beady eyes..."

by therealdrag01 July 23, 2012

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glass bead game

An activity or field of study so arcane and detached from, and with no application to, the real world that it is rendered absurd. E.g., theology, analytic/linguistic philosophy.

A waste of one's time.

Refers to the recondite game studied and played in the Herman Hesse novel, The Glass Bead Game.
Synonymous idiom: Ivory Tower

The theologians contemplating how many angels can fit on the head of a needle is mere glass bead game.

The study of astrology is a glass bead game.

Postmodernist philosophy is a glass bead game.

Don't waste my time with your Eco-feminist glass bead game.

by Shawlatan September 1, 2014

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