batteries

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.

Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

Batteried

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried

"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"

by Charizards November 1, 2011

b batteries

During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.

The radio doesn't play because the a batteries are dead but the b batteries are fully charged.

by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007

batteriea

when you shit batteries

"the other day I had some mad batteriea"

by bigmonkeywoman March 31, 2013

Baxterace

A race of anyone named Baxter, first middle or last name you're one of us. We are a powerful force. Baxter airlines, Baxter moving company, baxter medical supplies. We own the world. It's time we take it.

The Baxterace is the Superior race.

by Bidney saxter October 25, 2018

Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022