One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.

Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.

cat fucking bastard by 905 Residents January 10, 2007

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fucking bastard

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and all the other warmongering fucking bastard leaders of the Coalition Of The Killing.

Howard Hitler is a fucking bastard.

fucking bastard by Mystikan March 25, 2004

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fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

fucking bastard by kimmy booth April 16, 2005

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