driving baseline

When you're in a stall and there's piss, cum or vomit in front of the toilet so you have to stand beside the toilet, often missing or hitting the seat.

Man 1: Dude, what the fuck! There's piss all over the seat!

Man 2: I was driving baseline, didn't you see what was in front?

by Conny1234 February 9, 2009

Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.

John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

baseline cunt

Acts a cunt 24/7 without the need of alchohol

Ems such a baseline cunt, she hadn't even had a drink and sparked out that geeza

by 6pip9 February 15, 2021

baseliner

a human that isn't genetically engineered. this word originates from the game "rimworld"

person1 has cat ears, but person2 doesn't, cause they're just a baseliner.

by Floor_Tile_34 July 4, 2023

Baseline crush

Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.

Person 1: “Look there’s Josue”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, Josue, he’s my baseline crush”

by MooseTears August 6, 2024