To go on a pointless drive.
Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.
Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.
"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.
This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."
This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."
by DomCummings May 26, 2020
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
by Niverslice May 26, 2020
When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly
That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London
by Spookhetti May 26, 2020
The funniest person you'd meet. LMAOOOOO JKJK and ugly lookin cutie. they prolly smell like spoiled milk and eat boogers
by DizzyMilkMan October 11, 2022
by Geoff walton June 06, 2022
fuck you Lachlan Barnard
by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019
When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020