Barksmanship

Barksmanship is one's ability to bark (bs) on documents such as schoolwork or resumé.

"How did you do on the essay"
"I got 94 but I just bs'd it."
"You have superb barksmanship!"

by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018

bartman

the hero of all white sox fans

"I'm so glad that bartman took the ball so that the cubbies lost the NLCS!"

by Brian Elmore July 19, 2004

bartman

to reach for a foul ball and blow your team's chance to go to the world series for the first time since your grandpa was 8; to be Bill Buckner's best friend; to be a hero in Miami

He pulled a bartman on Alou

by schlong October 15, 2003

Barmanizing

To say a joke over and over again until it becomes mass torture to hear it.

Many people are Barmanizing the joke "More chins than a Chinese phonebook" and have been for many, many years.

by JewBass127 November 5, 2010

Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

by David T. W. May 21, 2008

Bartman

To change the outcome of the night without intention, or screwing someone over.

Dude, you totally pulled a Bartman with us last night. You did as much for us as Bartman did for the Cubs back in '03.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

barman

an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar- but most commonly used for males. In the US- barmen are called "bartenders".
In the UK- barmen are commonly Australian as they lack any social grace be employed where people may be offended by their constant pilfering and nasal whining accents. Australians are considered by British to have been specifically bred for the purpose of being barmen.

William: "Where's that new barman from?"
Harry: "Oh, he's an Aussie- they're bred for it?"
William: "What do you mean?"
Harry: "Aussies- they're only good for bar work."

by Turdtrousers April 24, 2008