Simon's badonkadonk

Every Simon you know has a fat badonkadonk. So fat you'll be amazed.

Omg, Simon's badonkadonk is soooo fat. We should take a closer look.

by Sigmamale001 March 9, 2022

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

Badonkulars

A pair of binoculars used to check out an ass (badonkadonk).

"Did you see that chick's ass?"
"Damn! let me get out my badonkulars!"

by BUMBLEBEEEEEE November 1, 2009

Badonkas

How to describe a woman’s chestal assets.

Maddie: Bro have you seen Celestes badonkas lately
Sarah: Yeah they’re fucking huge cunt!

by phatcock69 May 1, 2021

badonkadonk

an extremely big jiggly booty.

you see her badonkadonk?

by chrisb2`1212w February 9, 2008

badonkahonkey

White boy, orig. from the rural or small town South who is crazy about black girls, esp. with that badonkbadonk thing going on, but due to racism is continually frustrated in his pursuit of his ideal lover.
or
Male of the caucasian persuasian with a preference in females dictated by a slender waste violently curving out as it explodes into a juicy booty.
or
White girl with an ass like Beyonce.

The Chairman of the Board of Lehman Brothers referred to Stephen as a badonkahonkey as a justification for rejecting his loan application.
or
Don't waste your time mackin on that ho, g, she a rabbit chaser, she only into badonkahonkeys.
or
My sister-in-law can set a Champagne flute on her badonkadonk and walk across the room like she the badonkahonkey of the month cause she won't spill a drop.

by frownandpops June 11, 2010

barbonez

The best group of three friends you can find, they are the funniest and coolest people you can meet. They are always drunky and a lit a bit high, this group makes a lot of noise and parties. If you haven’t a barbonez in your life you’re a loser sorry xoxoxo

x:heyyy ,did you met the barbonez yesterday?
y:oh yeah of course, they are the best people to party with I’ve ever met

by lilbarbonez November 21, 2021