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bananabate 

Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.
Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.
bananabate by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008
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i was pissed at sam so i bananarammed her and she screamed in pain.
bananaram by Blue pickle August 28, 2007

bananarama 

when you slide a banana up your girls ass and begin to peel and ingest it
Friend 1: yo I just bananarama’d my girl last night

Friend 2: why am I at this funeral
bananarama by big chonker March 1, 2020

bananarama special 

The act of shoving an unpeeled banana into the arse of the person you are fucking. Then, you lather that bananee up with any ice cream of your choice. You then slob the ice cream off of said fake penis, making the person you are with either appearing to have two dicks, or having one dick but in the back. You then eat unpeeled banana and gaze into the eyes of the violated.
Mannnn, I gave Amber a Bananarama Special the other day and that bitch will not stop blowing my phone up. Fucking pendayha.

Bananarama 

An act of sexual promiscuity. Frowned upon in most cultures and religions.

When having sex, the male obtains a banana, peels it and inserts the banana into the unused orifice of the woman, usually the anus. The male then proceeds to place the banana peel over their penis before having sexual intercourse with the woman. After the male has climaxed, they take the banana out of the woman’s anus and get them to eat it.
"Hey Gregg, what did you get up to last night?"
"I just gave someone a bare bananarama!"

"I just gave a girl a bananarama then used the banana in my custard."

"I had a bananarama last night, it was dirt like."

bananarange 

It is a banana that looks orange and tastes like an orange.

It is also the only word that rhymes with orange.
I just bought a bananarange at the supermarket!
bananarange by sankay August 14, 2009

Bananatration 

The act of using a banana as a dildo during sex, meaning literally fucking a girl with a banana. Aka... The penetration of the banana.
Whenever the fruit bowl is full of bananas I love to perform bananatration on my girls.
Bananatration by NMiraj December 21, 2010