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balltrasound

An Ultrasound of the testicles, balls, or nuts.
That hot radiology tech put warming gel on my nuts right before my balltrasound.
by ClawDaddy October 21, 2009
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Balldrag

The highest form of hotness in a female. A female so hot that you would "drag your balls across miles of desert cactus just to hear her piss in a tin cup over a cheap cellphone"
Anna Kournikova? Sheeit, I would balldrag for that biotch!!

also, "Man, check her out! what a balldragger!"
by Spike44 October 3, 2006
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balloraliker

super cool funny relatable tiktoker and elizabeth afton kinnie. irish though NOT BRITISH
how did you know i follow balloraliker, did my super cool funny relatableness give it away?
by anonymous March 6, 2022
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Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.
"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*
by Relicon October 28, 2013
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Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012
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ballerado

Being a balla from colorado.
yeah im cool and from colorado. I guess you could say im a ballerado.
by coolbn August 6, 2007
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balleralert

A completely tolerated Instagram account strictly for black supremacists. A hub for racism, ignorance, irony, and double standards.
1: Black supremacy isn’t a thing, black people cant be racist.

2. Scroll through @balleralerts comments
1. I stand corrected, wow.
by Cheeser27 July 15, 2020
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