meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.

I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.

by meat balloons mcgruff January 13, 2004

Secks Balloons

Condoms

what are these?(picks up a condom) Secks Balloons.

by FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK October 7, 2008

Balloonicorn

A small, floating, pink species of unicorn that hails from the video game Team Fortress 2. It can be easily identified by its general cuteness and peppermint horn, also by the blue markings on its back and yellow soles of its hooves. It is sometimes given to unicorn-loving girls by their video game-playing boyfriends as surprise gifts.

The Pyro pranced around with his best buddy Balloonicorn as he shot civillians with his rainblower in Team Fortress 2.

by unicornlady3 October 21, 2013

Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

Balloonshop

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.

"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop

by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011

balloonie

1. A smalification of the word balloon

2. a furry/person into balloons, wishing he was one. often related to a sexual fetish for inflation and/or latex/rubbery stretch matterial

1. "such cute balloonies!"

2. "The balloonie started pumping himself up with air, growing bigger and bigger"

by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004

hot air ballooning

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!

Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.

by izzygalvez January 29, 2009