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Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic chillz 

a person that simps for people who are 21 and older. this type of person often ditches his old friends for that person
dumping your friends for an adult women- ballistic chillz
Ballistic chillz by XKraxkenX November 13, 2021

Ballistic Warfare

Ballistic Warfare is when two girls lay on their back and raise their legs so the angle of their pee is in an arch and hits each other. As dudes can cross streams, girls can have Ballistic Warfare.
Wow, Maddie and Alex had ballistic warfare last night.... gross, I guess they like golden showers said Brooke.

Ballistic Therapy 

Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.

Another form of office spacing.
"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam

"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam

Ballistic Bitch 

when your friend gets all hyped up about nothing and startd yelling at you
joe:You killed me! you said you wouldnt!

me: what a Ballistic Bitch
Ballistic Bitch by zeta_prime November 15, 2021