baldeelocks

noun. a bald pimp. a bald man one who has laid the foundation for men to follow in accordance with the "bros before hos" rules in regards to the treatment of the female gender

That dude demands his respect. He doesn't have any hair either. He is a total Baldeelocks.

by Bob from Cali May 1, 2008

Baldylocks

Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.

Hey, baldylocks! Why you wearing a hat in school?

by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008

BaldyLocks

Someone who isnt bald, a ladies man, handsome,successful suave and refined.

Hey that guy gets all the girls! yes he really is a Baldylocks kind of guy

by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011

Baldylocks

A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"

Baldylocks keeps driving by to stalk my girlfriend.

by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019

Beardilocks

When a guy has juuuuust the right amount of facial hair, body hair and a Dad bod.

Amy: “My husband has a Dad bod and just the right amount of facial hair.”

Zach: “How about his body hair?”

Amy: “Not too little, not too much… it’s juuuuuust right! My very own beardilocks!”

by Amyl86 May 14, 2025