Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

Bailout

Money for people that had too much and lost it on foolish investments. Typically screws everyone else in at least three ways.
1) They waste our money
2) They ruin the economy
3) You have to pay more taxes to make up for it

GWB: People say bailout, but I don't think it's a bailout.
Everyone else: It's a bailout.

by Alisson November 2, 2008

Joker The Bailbondsman

The best, and most famous rapper from Alaska.

Born Sean Sullivan in 1974, the Bailbondsman was raised in Anchorage.

Is best known for his 2003 single/music video "Money in a Ziplock Bag (uh huh)" featuring Bone Thugs-n-Harmony member Bizzy Bone, and as having his music videos regularly showing on BETs "Uncut" (canceled on July 6, 2006). The Bailbondsman holds the record for most videos shown on BET Uncut at 6. Has a nice CD/DVD out called "Bi Polar" which includes all of his best songs and music videos. He's currently serving time in prison for selling crack cocaine to a government informant, among other offenses.

"Who is the Bailbondsman?"
"Joker The Bailbondsman is the best rapper from Alaska"

by FreeJokertheBailbondsman December 15, 2009

Bailout

A process by which a gigantic turd is pulled out of the toilet, stinking up the room and getting shit everywhere instead of simply being flushed.

I took a dump so large that I had to pull a Bailout. I wish I didn't.

by An ony mous December 9, 2008

balobananas

sexual intercourse while the female has a yeast infection.

Hell yea we fucked last night, it was balobananas!

by kcw_cu December 31, 2020

Bailoni

An 80% alcohol apricot brandy. Brewed in the 1980s and hasn't gained popularity until about a year ago.

I'm gonna go pick up a fifth of Bailoni and drink it at Justin's crib.

by cbatz July 31, 2009

bailout

September 2008 plan to try and rescue the US markets from crisis with 700 billion dollars. Eventually passed in October with attachments by congressment for another $150 billion, totaling $850B. A giant fiasco opposed by most economists, see also "we're fucked."

Doesn't matter if I screw up my whole life, I'm going to try and get a government bailout.

by Nate2269 October 6, 2008