Micro bacteria brain

Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.

"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."

by RightOn1234 April 20, 2022

your mum gay with bacteria

when your mom so fat she loves bacteria

your mum gay with bacteria is when your mom loves bacteria

- Ur mom gay

- whaaaaat! your mum gay with bacteria
- shiiiiiiiit man

by xcvbnm,lkuhgf February 18, 2019

bacteria

tiny-celled corkscrew-spherical-rod-comma-spiral thingies that infect our bodies like a ton of bricks

you have bacteria on your hands again, don't you?

by CarkyAmsterAlt September 12, 2023

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025

Bacteria

Hey! Yeah! You know what? That MUST be it!

Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit

"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Bacteria Grabber

An aggressive person that has a funny name or a person who makes fun of your wealth.

That Bacteria Grabber has quite a funny name.
That Bacteria Grabber making fun of me!

by That0neperson May 28, 2023