Baby Pudge

Stomach fat. But a better way to say it.

Dude, I seriously need to kill baby pudge.

Who's that?

My stomach fat.

What does that mean?

I'm still fat......

Baby Pudge by LOVECHEESE January 23, 2012

Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

Baby Pooching Machine by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

baby peesh 

Baby Dick , Little Dick

Girl: "Hey who is that guy ?"

The guys: "Oh thats Sam Mason, he's got a little dick , thats why we call him Baby Peesh, Don't talk to him."

baby peesh by thunderdick and the boys&Mucci January 8, 2012

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

Baby-Punting by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

baby paw 

an older slang for friend, originating in New York, no relation to your baby's daddy.

"Checka Check it out! There it is baby paw! Huh!" - Charlie Brown from Leaders of the New School on "The Scenerio" by A Tribe Called Quest

baby paw by The Dirty Dutchman July 4, 2006

Baby Powder 

The most versatile substance known to man kind. It's great for relieving itches and rashes, masking intense body odors, as well as being a lovely smoke-like diversion for all of you MacGyvers out there.

"Our room smells like shit"
"Don't spray Axe, I've got a large container of baby powder instead"

"I've got an issue with my gooch"
"Here, put some baby powder on it"

"...he came out of the bathroom wearing an urban turban and made his escape by distracting us with a cloud of baby powder"

Baby Powder by Etgar 36 '12 August 1, 2012

Baby Poker 

An unusually long penis capable of poking a baby within a pregnant woman's uterus during intercourse.

Mary ran out of the bedroom screaming as she saw John's baby poker. When confronted, she confessed she herd the baby giggle within her as John's baby poker rocked both of their boats.

Baby Poker by Codehtehsilent August 15, 2011