Baboon ass

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.

I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.

by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005

baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

Babushka baboons

The Band That was Named Because They Weren't Allowed to Be Failed Abortions

Hey Did You Hear About That New Band? They Are called The Babushka Baboons

by Thatweurdkne October 31, 2020

Baboon

Can be seen as yahia or the fat ingrim aaron

@yahiagam7 u've been acting like a baboon recently

by Fat alulu June 12, 2021

Baboon Juicer

Butt fucking someone so hard that when the penis is withdrawn, several inches of the receiver's lower intestines come out and are exposed, and then milk the penis to orgasm.

Jay ass-banged that chick so hard he got the Baboon Juicer.

by TeddyRuckspin August 12, 2011

A baboonaphile

One who molests Baboons

Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

by Monkey basket June 9, 2003

you baboon

When someone does something stupid, or acts in a way that might lead people to think they are stupid

Julian said Blake is gay
Julian, omg you baboon

by dayton_byrne1 January 18, 2018