b.m.w.

black man's weiner
(used most appropriately when viewing pornography)

Check out that BMW!

by yo September 21, 2003

B.M.W.

big mexican woman: A big, fat mexican woman

When putting down a guy's wife/girlfriend....."Hey man, I heard you've been driving a B.M.W.!

Used particularly around southwestern military bases, where mexican women are hanging around, and trying to hook GIs

by SCORPIOERIC August 14, 2006

B.M.W

A B.M.W is a black man working. A brother trying to work to support himself and those he is in charge over.

A B.M.W goes to work each day and is gainfully employed.

by Angus AR October 13, 2006

b.m.w.

black mans wish

yo tyrone just got a b.m.w.

by whitegold L.I.N.Y May 11, 2003

b.m.w.

Bart Muni & Walking

How most of us get around in San Francisco.

While in the bay area, I travel by bmw.

by Mickey November 23, 2003

b.m.w.

This term stands for the phrase, "BODY MADE WRONG"! I often use it towards some guy in front of me in the Taco Bell line ordering a meal fit for 5 people.

Tevin: What the f*** do you call that?!?!
ME: Total b.m.w.!!!

by Alexoia January 24, 2008

b.m.w.

Big Mean Woman

Hey, Tom your mom sure is a B.M.W.

by DANIEL December 1, 2003