Awakophobia

The fear of getting training camp tickets.

Not to be confused with Awakaphobia.

Tedc: "I have suffered awakophobia for the past two years."

by The Lambinator December 29, 2007

Awko

When a situation is just next level uncomfortable and you'd rather be anywhere else.

I ran into my ex boyfriend on the street and it was 10/10 awko.

by tacorose May 17, 2018

awkvoidance

"Awkvoidance" is the deliberate avoidance of a person or situation to prevent potential awkwardness.

Jimmy committed awkvoidance by intentionally going down the other corridor of his school, so that he wouldn't bump into his hookup from last weekend.

by caeseroct0 July 7, 2010

awktosaurus

A person who tries to connect with a group that they usually don't hang out with. The group obviously knows that the person has no clue what's going on and is trying to blend in.

Look at that awktosaurus, he obviously doesn't know what the hell is going on!

by laurrren33 October 8, 2011

Awkword

A word that just saying can create awkward connotations and thoughts.

"My favorite awkword is moist. Masticate is another good one."

by das dude May 7, 2007

Awkotaco

A clever, rhyming phrase used in replacement for overly popular words like "awkward" or "awk". This phrase can be used for any awkward situation.

Girl 1: "Yesterday, I made awkward eye contact with this guy eating a banana..."

Girl 2: "Awkotaco"

by BrieSquared October 21, 2011

Awktopia

Being in a place or state of pure awkwardness.

This conversation just moved to awktopia so i'm going to have to move.

It was just a one time thing, so why does it feel like we are in awktopia every time he's around?

by yantone February 18, 2011