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achae

a girl or guy with the biggest dick and phattest ass
“damn she’s/ he’s an achae i wish that was me
by Collapses April 10, 2020
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Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.
"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"
by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023
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Biblical Archaeology

bib-li-kuh | ahr-kee-ol-uh-jee
noun

The guy who studies, you know, places that have to do with religion, like holy sites. Mostly like spots in Jerusalem, Middle East at different parts of the world where they claim that, you know, spots of Christ and places took place, you know, events. So, he's the guy that breaks that down and tries to, you know explain things, you know, tries to, you know, locate and really do more investigations and things.
by Ishtahal January 11, 2018
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Archaeosapien

Someone who knows history // Someone who lives in the past // Someone who carries the past with them // Old fashioned // Stone aged // Old fart // Over 40
My Dad is such an archaeosapien
by Tim McGuinness March 11, 2008
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archaeology

"The science of uncovering past artifacts to analize and make inferences about the world of the past.
"In archaeology class, we uncovered a piece of Mayan pottery from a sample dig site and analyzed the Mayan culture from it.
by Sideshow Fred October 14, 2003
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archaeologist

A person who studies the past via the evaluation of artifacts, ecofacts, and geofacts. Archaeologists do NOT study dinosaur bones. Archaeologists DO have to navigate through a maze of red tape in order to study said items due to the fact that political correctness and all around silliness have created ridiculous laws that impede scientific study so that peoples feelings do not get hurt.
Archaeologist: "wow I just found a site that has 20,000 yr old human remains, these human remains and all the artifacts found with him could tell us how and when humans came to north america, this could be the most important find in the last century"

Random Government/Tribal official: that is too bad, because even though these remains are 20,000 years old I still believe they could be a native american ancestor and therefore I am going to prevent you from studying anything at this site so I can make sure that the government pays to just rebury everything. sorry for your bad luck but my feelings come before breakthrough studies beneficial to all humans"
by archaeology girl April 23, 2011
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Alchaea

n. TNR's most prolific troublemaker of all time. Moderated for over 2 years before retiring.

v. To be undeniably and unequivicaly amazing.
v. Dude, you totally just Alchaea'd it!
by Austin Black July 7, 2008
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