Brown Star Award 

The brown star award is earned after successfully having anal sex for the first time.

Joe Smo - Dude I just screwed Nikki in the ass..it was awesome. Joe Smo's Buddy- Dude you got the brown star award..thats Epic.

Brown Star Award by 1 with Nature February 12, 2015

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

Wholesome Seal Award by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Stove Award 

The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.

Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.

Stove Award by Top Feeder July 19, 2011

Le Spoon Award 

WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.

Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award

Le Spoon Award by JOHNNYD January 10, 2014

Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee 

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr

"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Wooden Spoon Award 

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

Wooden Spoon Award by Immersion September 28, 2011

Seano Award

A Seano Award is given when someone does something childish and or stupid that causes grief to others. Commonly handed out in World of Warcraft (at least in our guild) to morons that wipe raids due to stupidity or just plain screwing around. A Seano Award is given (in World of Warcraft) by mailing someone 1 copper with the tagline of Here's your Seano Award. In real life you could give someone a penny with a note attached saying the same thing.

Someone you work with, who knows their job well, does something horrendously stupid that costs your company alot of money, time, etc. Everyone is pissed off because of this. That's right, it's time for a Seano Award. Give that poor fol a penny with the tag "Here's your Seano Award" and let them ponder that one for a bit. In World of Warcraft it's handed out to players who do stupid things or just act like complete idiots.

Seano Award by Mike Slats November 8, 2008