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yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018
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avanthika

An Avanthika is a rare personage that god blesses upon earth in order to maintain the ratio when he feels earth is rotting with too many dumbheads. She has got it all, all the stuff that matters. Be it a helping hand, some wise advice, a natural humor,honest opinions, great ideas,a bewitching smile or an uncannily sharp brain. One conversation with her and you will be left craving for more, because her charming nature, sharp wittedness and aura is way too tough to repel. You can be sure that she is a friend that will stick by through the good and the bad. Books,movies and food,if you are the kind that likes to sit down and have a long enlightening breakdown of any of these, she is the one for you. You will be lucky if you run into one of these rare pieces. If you do find one, hold on tight coz you need an Avanthika in your life to brighten it up with a 1000 watt bulb.
Avanthika is that good girl, who can spice up your life in innumerable ways
by wolfie284 November 23, 2021
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Avante

Exceptionally great representation of a boyfriend; funny; sarcastic; lovable; interesting; football player; rude; handsome; intense
There Adriana was, sitting with Avante, and she couldn't keep herself from smiling.
by Brooksland0910 February 5, 2010
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Your Da Sells Avon

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.
Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.
by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016
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Amonte

A-mon-te'

a very talented and handsome black man. A hustler at any means, someone who will go and get it. A ladys man. Amonte loves to have long,exhausting,wild sex. A smooth guy, cool where ever he goes
by Mr.Bowser November 17, 2014
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Avon

Avon is a moisturizing company that is mainly used by specky twats. but it is most commonly found and sold by nonces at playgrounds or children hospitals. yer da sells avon to lil kids you speccy cunt and i garuntee succy mcfucky mcflurry fireants babybell
by anonymous December 15, 2019
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Post Avantgarde Jazzcore

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?
by LiveRuido January 11, 2011
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