Someone who has sexual attraction to modes of transportation. This can include: Automobiles, Bicycles and other stamina driven devices, and even Aircrafts such as Planes and Helicopters.
Jose: "John is a little too into cars, What do you think?"
Michael: "He might be an Autosexual, maybe we should ask."
Jose: "Maybe."
Michael: "He might be an Autosexual, maybe we should ask."
Jose: "Maybe."
by World Renowned Retard March 16, 2021
Get the Autosexualmug. by KitKittenKatKate June 3, 2018
Get the Autosexualmug. Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.
Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.
Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.
"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."
by Pofigist December 13, 2004
Get the Autosexualmug. Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!
Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.
Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!
Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.
Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!
Buk: Fucking automofag...
Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.
Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!
Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.
Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!
Buk: Fucking automofag...
by Cholo Domexicano April 26, 2014
Get the Autosexualmug. Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.
"Well, go fuck yourself!"
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
by Acrazia October 5, 2011
Get the Autosexual reproductionmug. An individual that does anything to get a ride or be in a car, most of the time they don’t have their own.
by bbunny2510 August 20, 2021
Get the Autosexualmug. Someone who is sexually attracted to themself. Autosexuality differs from autophilia in that it is always a primary attraction (more likely to be attracted to themself than anyone else) while autophilia can be preferential (preferred but not required). Despite the name, autosexual is not a sexual orientation.
I would rather have sex with a clone of myself or masturbate, than someone else because I am autosexual.
by Shugunou January 26, 2023
Get the Autosexualmug.